Blushing silky Partridge

I choose life.

If forced though.
I'd go with take it off... get one of those grab reachy things, then a stick... get him to bite down on the stick and then grab the hat with the grabber, and just let him wiggle out.

No. She wants the hat. She'll let you put it on her, she'll help.
But God help anyone who tries to take it from her.

lol