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this_isntme
· 5 years ago
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Mothers Day commercials are targeted to the guy that knocked her up and as a result she created an entire human using two strands of DNA. Fathers day gifts are based on "I saw you wear this."
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Wait, so I'm not supposed to be the one giving my mom a Mother's Day present?!
this_isntme
· 5 years ago
Oedipus says yes .But no child is buying diamonds for Mom.
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
<_< I've bought my mom jewelry, that doesn't mean anything.
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frangy089
· 5 years ago
I recommend you watch a segment by Jimmy Kimmel on father's day... Sort of the reason why most of us don't celebrate it as enthusiastically as mother's day
