LuL pls be true

It's false: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/400-pound-woman-sue-paris-zoo-escaped-hippo-tried-rape/
That sucks, I really wanted it to be true, cuz that'd be hilarious.

That bitch looks like an overstuffed cabbage patch kid

Whoever shot the dart, almost hit the hippo's eye. Probably trying for the neck.