Something about this just seems un-American

Yeah, that's Rupert Murdoch's doing.

Actually, its a lot more Chinese, as in P.L.A. Unit 61398:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/19/technology/chinas-army-is-seen-as-tied-to-hacking-against-us.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
Drops the mike, walks away.
Would you like some liquid nitrogen for that burn, sport?

Dang it! I forgot what fpd said. We gotta start quoting for posterity.