Weird space signals

You know why it seems viable? It’s just general enough where it’s correct by chance for a significant portion of the population. Could the way the stars are aligned in some way affect us? Sure, probably on an abstract, micro-to-macro scale, but it’s certainly not measurable by stating which ice cream flavor will make you horny (real Buzzfeed article).

Fun fact: When you are born, your doctor has a larger gravitational pull on you than the second closest star to earth! In conclusion, astrology is 100% bullshit.