That's so awesome

That is a first world country ya doorknob

Keep doing you. I like this so much. "Ya doorknob." I'm old and a little drunk but calling people "a doorknob" might be my new favorite thing. Thank you, internet stranger.

You’re welcome but I must grant the old southern saying my grandma would tell me most of the credit “ya’ll are dumber than a 2 by 4 and a doorknob”

/r/whoooosh?

They're his customer and need their lawns mowed. "Get back to work"