Imagine you're sitting in the garden...

I would probably keep sitting there trying to find one point that can prove it wrong.

Where can I get that aliens number, need him to do that to a bunch of people

Oh My God... this is in Hitchhiker's Guide. A tall grey alien is immortal and travels the universe insulting all living things alphabetically...

I would stare into the night sky and whisper, "I know."

Now imagine trying to tell someone what had happened. "An alien came out from the sky and called me an idiot!"

I'd throw rocks at it

WAT ???!

I'd shoot down his UFO.

I'd shoot it before it can say anything...

Was I the only one who thought of a Dalek saying that?

I would've sat there like 'well damn.'

I would get up, walk away, and adopt a kitten.

I'd be bewilderd and ask myself "when the fuck did I get a garden?"

I think I would sit down and think about my life choices

Only an idiot would waste their time doing this to an idiot, so whose the real idiot?

"Speaks to you with your name" What??