The shark one is kind of bullshit, because they are talking worldwide, not many people come into contact with sharks or coconut trees, but if you came into contact with both the shark would be a hell of a lot deadlier
What I'm saying is a lot of people live a fair distance away from water, and thus have more encounters with coconuts falling from trees than they have with sharks
-40 degrees C or F is just plain cold. I would also imagine that the likelihood of a coconut falling on your head or being attacked by a shark would have a lot to do with whether you swim or sit on the beach.
Including me.
Then tasty and moist... Lol