Just don't ask

Stuff pregnancy... I'm gon make myself a Nutella, peanut butter and cookie sandwich!
*off to kitchen

I see nothing wrong with this.

That looks good.

damn you im on a diet!

Yeah that looks fine. When my sister-in-law was pregnant she would have wanted sardins on that. And ketchup. And pickles.

Just add some ice cream on top of that and BAM!

Yummy

You're an amazing husband

I might be going out on a limb here but add some whip cream to that.

My Aunt was pregnant with my cousin a couple years ago, and we wanted to bring her something to eat as a gift. We asked my Uncle what she liked best. He said 'Anything that isn't nailed down.'

*Heavy breathing*

i'm not pregnant and I would eat it

Wife is going to be a fatass.