This kid was a fart for Halloween

That costume stinks. The parents just had to squeeze this one out, huh? This will leave a stain on the kid’s memory. I hear the kid loves school, though, especially chemistry. Methane is their favorite gas. The kid also loves cereal, especially Tooty Frooties. They also love playing the tuba. So at least they have a good attitude, and can let a little of themself escape without shit ruining their life.