Explain why you don't have a girlfriend

Not a lesbian

I do not have a girlfriend because while I am a nice guy, I need to become more confident and exciting so that a woman will want to date me and be with me.

I AM NOT LESBIAN MEEP

I'm engaged to a male.

the dick's too big one omg

because i broke up with my last one

My face

I want to truly love a girl (not just a crush or something small) for her to be my girlfriend, and I haven't reached that level of affection with anyone yet.

Forgot my condoms ( ._.)