*sadness noise intesifies*

"Where did I bury that bone again?"
"Why do I fart in my sleep?"
"Why does my fart smell so bad?"
"Will human notice I pooped in the bathtub?"
"The tv remote looks so yummy but I can't eat it. Why!?"
"Does human really love me?"
"Why are my paws sweaty?"
"Why can't I overcome addiction of butt-sniffing?"
"I wonder what human is thinking"
"Do I make human happy?"

Am I good boi? Am I??

The research publication states that dogs fall asleep faster after having negative treatment...