I'm stealing this so I can save myself 1) attic trip 2) being whacked in the face by unruly plastic pine needles 3) the 3 days between Black Friday and Dec 21 where I'm not happy and will eventually wind up accidentally being stabbed by something because of this tree 4) trying to balance an unbalanced tree on a balance that is... unbalanced and will never be balanced because 5) the cleanup after the tree somehow gets knocked over... 6-10) are the first five in reverse.
10 Things I hate about Christmas Trees.
10 Things I hate about Christmas Trees.