Fun this is here because yesterday my daughter about killed me from making me laugh so hard.
She out of the blue said Hello I am your waiter this evening what can I get you?
I asked What do you have?
She said steak or steak or hold on let me check yeah we also have steak.
I said I guess I will have steak.
She says and how would you like it. I said I don't care.
Said ok raw it is.
I said no I don't want it raw she said well I can also make it burnt.
I said can I get it medium?
She said sorry but we only cook it two ways. Either burnt to a crisp or not at all. Now what side do you want?
I asked what is there?
She said well there is the left side of the pan or the right side? We can cook it on any side you want.
I said I don't what side it's cooked on.
She said ok bottom side of the pan it is.
She than asked how would do you want it served I said on a plate I am on to your tricks.
She said ok on a plate would you like it clean or dirt?
Lmfao
I asked her where the hell did you hear this version of who's on first comedy skit? She said she made it up and than asked about the whose on first so I had to show her it.
Sometimes I swear I see way to much of her Dad in her.
She out of the blue said Hello I am your waiter this evening what can I get you?
I asked What do you have?
She said steak or steak or hold on let me check yeah we also have steak.
I said I guess I will have steak.
She says and how would you like it. I said I don't care.
Said ok raw it is.
I said no I don't want it raw she said well I can also make it burnt.
I said can I get it medium?
She said sorry but we only cook it two ways. Either burnt to a crisp or not at all. Now what side do you want?
I asked what is there?
She said well there is the left side of the pan or the right side? We can cook it on any side you want.
I said I don't what side it's cooked on.
She said ok bottom side of the pan it is.
She than asked how would do you want it served I said on a plate I am on to your tricks.
She said ok on a plate would you like it clean or dirt?
Lmfao
Sometimes I swear I see way to much of her Dad in her.