Epstein didnt kill himself

Still a better conspiracy theory than Bill and Hillary as dark overlords.

Yeah. I mean that is some Palpatine level stuff. But really, Epstein was used to dodging the law his whole life, this guy must've been used to being a few steps ahead at all times. Is it really so crazy to think he just blackmailed a plastic surgeon into changing his face? As far as I know he had a LOT of blackmail on powerful people, including maybe the owner of the prison, or a politician who could have him released? Maybe I've just watched too many movies but c'mon this guy has stayed hidden for so long, what's the likelihood he and everyone around him just simultaneously fucked up? I think it's smaller than the likelihood of the whole thing being staged.

It's an unpopular theory cause it's not framing Hillary.