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jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
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First of all old news but second of all that must suck to be anyone else who saves lives. Like you saved hundreds of people (maybe you have super powers whatevs) and some dumbass with like the occasional sense that something is wrong, led purely by his heart/dick, and nearly killed hundreds of people until Tony gave him a mega suit is suddenly an avenger after being just a useless teenager when you work your ass off everyday crime fighting
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jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Boo me, but you know I’m right. This version of peter Parker may be hot but he lacks every quality of Spider-Man. Spider-Man is smart, gains powers from a radioactive spider bite, and saves lives. This one is okay intelligence wise but has Tony Stark do all the inventing and improving of the suit, he gains almost nothing from the Spider except For the occasional “spidey tingle” all his powers come from the suit, and in the first movie at least he fucking bombs as a hero. He nearly kills everyone he meets and can’t manage shit without Stark. And yeah that’s a “real” representation of a teen boy but that’s not The Spider-Man.
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jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
So, picture this, you’re a hero like Daredevil working your ass off fighting everyday crimes and keeping New York safe. When some half pint half baked “super”hero comes around and nearly kills a boat of people only to become an avenger because Tony Stark has a soft spot for this CHILD. So he elects a CHILD to become an avenger instead of you
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