El Hopaness Rom Tic was a despicable criminal in the streets of New Mexico. He stole people's hair(as in: drugged them or pointed a gun at them, and then pulled out a clipper and shaved their heads). No one knows what he did with hair he stole. He was never caught. It didn't help that he was having an affair with the Sheriff, @Xvarnah . @Xvarnah didn't know that El Hopaness was the notorious criminal she heard about. To her, he was just El Robbie, the salesman. El Hopaness was a master in disguise and a pathological liar. @Xvarnah loved him with all her heart and internal organs that when she found out who "El Robbie" really was, she couldn't bring herself to throw him behind bars. El Hopaness saw himself as invincible. No one could dare cross him. Then one day, @Xvarnah 's husband, @Jasonmon , returned from his business trip to find El Hopaness and his wife sleeping in his bed. @Jasonmon tiptoed quickly to the closet where he kept his bat and shotgun... TO BE CONTINUED
What people don't realize is I knew exactly who El Robbie really was, and I was just making sure that MY hair wasn't next.
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Also: it's not my fault Jason insisted I can't have my own bed, or I'd have gladly been having my affairs there
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Also: it's not my fault Jason insisted I can't have my own bed, or I'd have gladly been having my affairs there
@xvarnah I don't think the bed was why Jason was pissed lol