But it doesn't work that way

But that's exactly how it should work. I see yours, you get to see mine.
If I felt I had something to hide, or I felt they had something to hide, it's a me problem that I need to sit down and really mcfuckin think about.

When he offers to show you he’s not doing anything shady and you take him up on it, proceeds to show you that he actually is then says you’re the one cheating? Strange to this day.