Anon is stoned

At my job it’s really weird when stoned people walk in. Why are trying to scrapbook when you can’t even use your credit card Jonathan? But my fav is a dude came in and bought a metric fuck ton of baking trays in all the varieties we had, and when he got to my register I made small talk and asked “what’s it all for?”. Lemme tell you I was not prepared for this 6ft+ dude to whisper “I can’t lie to you ma’am. It’s edibles, ma’am“