To all the graveyard shift workers out there, this to you my fellows

I love all those parts too except the never sleeping. When did you sleep??

8 hours is 8 hours, whether it's mornings, swings, or graves. Just like you don't go to bed straight when you get off work at 5PM, I didn't when I got off at 8am. Get some blackout curtains, a white noise machine, and you're good.