Get me an abrams tank and the biggest barrel of whiskey you can find

If you have a joke option expect a joke answer also random thing even if rpgs could be sold at Walmart (which technically they could the Walmart would just need the right permits and licenses) the person buying it would require an a really expensive and long ass process to get license meant for collectors and would have to pay a hella hella hella hella tax and fees and just general headache.