I need a lottery very urgent

If I won the lottery I’d probably sell my bike- I sure as hell wouldn’t buy one. The universe- wether you believe in god(s) or fate- runs on a simple premise- it is like a tv show with very bad writers and a dark sense of humor. The perfect time for bad writing or dark humor to have something ironically horrible happen to you- is right after something improbably amazing happens. To hit a jackpot and be set for life- and then... well... again- even a bad writer can see all the ways a bike could be used to make that situation bad tv worthy.