I can just picture 2 girl pandas talking to each other.
Panda 1: Hay have you had a baby yet?
Panda 2: No they keep pushing me to but I just don’t want kids. Why?
Panda 1: Neither have I but... (Panda 1 looks left and right) ... if you “pretend” to be “pregnant” than you can get all the benefits of being pregnant without BEING pregnant.
Panda 2: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A GENIUS!!
Panda 1: I know.
Panda 1: Hay have you had a baby yet?
Panda 2: No they keep pushing me to but I just don’t want kids. Why?
Panda 1: Neither have I but... (Panda 1 looks left and right) ... if you “pretend” to be “pregnant” than you can get all the benefits of being pregnant without BEING pregnant.
Panda 2: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A GENIUS!!
Panda 1: I know.