You and I had different childhoods

"Then I'd be on my way." So casual it hurts.

When I was upset at my mother, I would put on her high heels, put on her makeup (badly btw), and strut into the living room and announce I was leaving the house forever.
I was really young, guys.

I really hope that elderly couple were not perverts..

Those elderly people sure sound a lot like pedophiles...