I can relate to that

We never did this when I was growing up what we did was we would half things equally and the person who split it had to have the smaller amount. So trust me you did not want to give a bigger piece to one because you would get the smaller piece. And plus I actually always gave my brothers the bigger piece just because that was the kind of person I was I wanted to share things with those little fuckers but they always tried to give me the smallest or try to make it look like they were equal but really they were getting the biggest amount. My mom or my dad or my grandmother always was like I gel no you’re not pulling that stunt. Lmao

One cuts, the other one chooses. Easy solution for equal pieces.