Today we had to go get some things from the store. My husband was next to me as we were heading in. He decides to be a little shit and walks in front of me than says sudden stop and of course I slam into him he is a good 9 or 10 inches taller than me.
I say you ass. We go get a cart and I place my purse in it so I can wipe down the cart better and he takes my purse and drops it on the floor like oopsie. So I go straight for his nearest unprotected nipple and try to pinch it. He giggles like a school girl.
(So everyone knows no I am not abusive the ass does that shit because he thinks it is funny for me to try and hit him or pinch him. And I never do it while angery or do I do it hard enough to really hurt him it is just horse playing.)
Well I see a woman worker give us a look like what the hell did she try to hurt him? So I say loud enough for her to hear “stop or I will purple your nurple.” She must of thought we are just idiots but It made my husband giggle even more the ass
I say you ass. We go get a cart and I place my purse in it so I can wipe down the cart better and he takes my purse and drops it on the floor like oopsie. So I go straight for his nearest unprotected nipple and try to pinch it. He giggles like a school girl.
(So everyone knows no I am not abusive the ass does that shit because he thinks it is funny for me to try and hit him or pinch him. And I never do it while angery or do I do it hard enough to really hurt him it is just horse playing.)
Well I see a woman worker give us a look like what the hell did she try to hurt him? So I say loud enough for her to hear “stop or I will purple your nurple.” She must of thought we are just idiots but It made my husband giggle even more the ass