I know. Gallons

Yea, or you’ll eventually end up with a pregnancy you didn’t want, like me. (That’s not a lie)

If I may, how did that end?

Oh, I’m just reading back on the conversation and I’m realizing that I worded it terribly, that’s also not a lie! I didn’t HAVE an unwanted pregnancy, I WAS the unwanted pregnancy. I was born and raised by a single mom with nerve damage. It was difficult, but we’re still going strong

Gosh I feel stupid having made such a poorly phrased comment, but that’s what happens when you’re dead tired and trying to be funny

*Google "how do I delete someone else's comment"*

Watching you two has become an enjoyable pass time of mine