Maybe we have more common ground than we thought

Nonono, not by the hands. If you hang from the neck and stretch you won't choke because your feet will reach the floor

That's a full time employment for my hands you are talking about@dr_richard_ew
I am glad I didnt try this maneouvre @nicengelman

Sounds like you just wanna kill us @nicengelman.
But in case someone did that, to someone, how is one to rectify it. Asking for a friend.