Who the fuk names a random spider

I have a guy in the kitchen he stays behind the microwave he has collected more bugs than any. He is a Daddylong legs. He been there a while but I think he is the great great grand kid of lol because he has been there for years and they only live 1 year lol I always Check the web and if it hasn’t caught anything in a week or 2 I clean the web away and in a day or 2 there is a new web.

....Is this not something people do. They're just there chilling, most of the spiders in my house eat the insects and cockroaches so they can stay, they're paying their dues.

i had one fell in the sink while i was doing dishes last week got him before he went down the drain and tossed him behind the stove. spiders don't carry diseases that can kill me, but they do eat the bugs that carry diseases that can kill me.

all spiders are allowed to live in any room other than the bedroom

Me?