My husband asked our daughter to go into the store and buy him some Flaming Hot Cheetos. She came back with Exxxtreme flaming hot Cheetos lmfao
He ate a mouth full before he realized how hot they were. That was yesterday lmfao
Today he woke up and used the bathroom. I said to our kid I FUCKING HATE YOU!! I am peeing out my ass pure lava!!!
Which made both me and our daughter bust out laughing!
She said sorry Dad I thought those were ok the others were sold out.
I said want to go get ice cream?
He said I can’t go anywhere I can’t sit down I think my ass melted off!!!
He ate a mouth full before he realized how hot they were. That was yesterday lmfao
Today he woke up and used the bathroom. I said to our kid I FUCKING HATE YOU!! I am peeing out my ass pure lava!!!
Which made both me and our daughter bust out laughing!
She said sorry Dad I thought those were ok the others were sold out.
I said want to go get ice cream?
He said I can’t go anywhere I can’t sit down I think my ass melted off!!!