Nipples and earlobes are the same distance apart

You can't blame him for trying

Clever little trick, I see what you did there

Smooth

I tried. My fingers are too short to go across my head.

It works! http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/square/000/004/077/Raisins_Face.jpg

Thank you for yet another thing that will jump into my head at weird times.

@that_creepy_guy are they? ;)