Next year is gonna be my year

That's super cute you get to kiss your wife for the first time

41 years, gotten nothing and still expecting nothing. Lost ALL hope in humanity. Now sowing seeds of apocalypse and hastening the fall of mankind. It only took 1 woman to be a good wingman "person" and jump on the "weird but nice guy" grenade; how is that home haircut going? Ready for me to destroy Target and Victoria's Secret? What's next? Flower shops burned in riots? Michael's and hobby lobby remain closed because not "essential"? Worse... super summer humidity AND you're going back to church with all those women you hate!