The future is now

Me watching you speed away in an ambulance: "Snitches get stitches"

Me speeding out of the hospital, full of drugs, to ask a favor of my mafia friends

So your mafia friends will help you by...stopping crime? I don't know, they didn't even rescue your mom from the piranhas.

They were busy that day (birthday party), I shall give them the benefit of the doubt

Now I'm imagining Fat Tony from the Simpsons baking a cake...

Now I'm imagining a world where the village is safe from your evil... It's beautiful

My evil? I thought people would be more accepting of my food choices... :(

Idk why but I get the slightest feeling most people wouldn't like being eaten... okay there are a few and I won't kinkshame but I mean the majority

Maybe you think you're the majority, but what if you're the minority?

are you implying the majority of the world has a vore kink

How would you know?

Idk fam but nobody I've ever known has said "you know I really just wanna be eaten today" so

Guess you don't know a whole lot of people then :)