riiight lets get this started. Microscopes out:
How is it to have sex with a Fitness girl? Better/Worse? Is it tighter? I'm talking about big but natural girls like megsquats [??? i think thats what they said]
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SOMEONE PLS POST THE BASED MEGSQUATS COOMER
[Next green line is impossible to read, the letters merge]
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>enter gym Friday night
empty except for one blonde qt
decide to say hi
"thought I'd have the place to myself haha, I'm anon what's your name?"
"I'm Eshley noice to meet yoo"
instantly recoil at weird accent and ask her where she's from
"I'm a kiwi, from new zullund, what are you doing hier [?? word looks like ubs] the weekend?"
"oh, I'm always here, and you?"
"yis me too ivver since I qwut drunking I've bun hutting the jumm hard [you can see many people cap this one]
trying my best not to laugh at her voice we ended up working out "together" and flirting heavily the whole time
after her last set she tells me
"I usually do cardio but my place is round the corner if you want to work up a swit.... wunk wunk [you can see this capped too]
Go to her place and hop in shower with her
"anon you're jecked"
>end up having sex on her bed and that's when I lost it
"yis yis"
"your duck is so good"
"why are you laughing so much haha"
I'm watching myself hitting it from behind on a huge sliding wardrobe mirror cracking up
"ah yis fuck me deddy" [another capped one]
I straight up fell off her convulsing with laughter
woke up this morning with the worst ab DOMS in my life from laughing
[Poor kiwi in the bottom right like "are our accents really that bad" poor thing lol]
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How is it to have sex with a Fitness girl? Better/Worse? Is it tighter? I'm talking about big but natural girls like megsquats [??? i think thats what they said]
.
SOMEONE PLS POST THE BASED MEGSQUATS COOMER
[Next green line is impossible to read, the letters merge]
.
>enter gym Friday night
empty except for one blonde qt
decide to say hi
"thought I'd have the place to myself haha, I'm anon what's your name?"
"I'm Eshley noice to meet yoo"
instantly recoil at weird accent and ask her where she's from
"I'm a kiwi, from new zullund, what are you doing hier [?? word looks like ubs] the weekend?"
"yis me too ivver since I qwut drunking I've bun hutting the jumm hard [you can see many people cap this one]
trying my best not to laugh at her voice we ended up working out "together" and flirting heavily the whole time
after her last set she tells me
"I usually do cardio but my place is round the corner if you want to work up a swit.... wunk wunk [you can see this capped too]
Go to her place and hop in shower with her
"anon you're jecked"
"yis yis"
"your duck is so good"
"why are you laughing so much haha"
I'm watching myself hitting it from behind on a huge sliding wardrobe mirror cracking up
"ah yis fuck me deddy" [another capped one]
I straight up fell off her convulsing with laughter
woke up this morning with the worst ab DOMS in my life from laughing
[Poor kiwi in the bottom right like "are our accents really that bad" poor thing lol]