The new Little Mermaid movie will be even more inclusive

I'll take at least 7 themes for 200.

Now that's not sporting, at least when those themes are vague. I'll raise 5 minutes of girl power, 4 minutes of idiot seagull cringe, 3 scenes of littering, 2 scenes with hate for fishermen, and the sea witch 'wasn't the most evil thing to crawl out of Davy Jones asscrack' for 250