Jaharien

jaharien


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Chinese University of Hong Kong. The police are at our doorsteps, but we survive another 2 comments
jaharien · 4 days ago
I try to drop a like whenever I see you, thank you for your service @mr_pigeonwizard
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Science checks out 2 comments
jaharien · 4 days ago
This meme is all well and good unless you have actually had one or two on a empty stomach 5/10
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Blockcycle 4 comments
jaharien · 2 weeks ago
Its all well and good until you reach a unleveled surface
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Jigsaw visits /r9k/ 5 comments
jaharien · 4 weeks ago
Kinda makes me nostalgic, reminds me of the 10,001 repost or share or you will die tragically Facebook shitposts back in '13
What day is it? 6 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
When am I?
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Did You Know 3 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
Also Shrek 2 is still unsurpassed peak comedy. Not even a contest
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Did You Know 3 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
If Hulu or amazon prime where to have a show with several seasons of K.N.I.G.H.T.S. arresting fairy tail creatures, you can bet the bank I would watch the shit out if it.
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I’m note a meme, but just saying 6 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
Oh there are a lot of unpopular opinions of China my friend. But it has nothing to do with sports
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Chad Chad 27 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
For them who be wondering, the state of North Dakota has had over 8000 confirmed cases (not hospitalizations) and 129 deaths. Pop, 760K. We suck at quarantine, we only have started to wear masks in the last few weeks so what's REALLY going on here?
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Chad Chad 27 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
I will never pretend to be a medical expert. I do not have a problem with masks and social distancing for the next eighteen months. BUT in my area we sucked at quarantine. Only non essential businesses shut down, at least half of people never wore masks because it was never required until 3 weeks ago. Cancer, heart disease and old age are still the leading causes of death on my area. When news came about Italy and Spain, we expected something out of the book of Revaluations. But it never really came, so while I don't approve its not like they don't have a leg to stand on.
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bread 5 comments
jaharien · 5 weeks ago
Dear God
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Gluttony 2 comments
jaharien · 6 weeks ago
It is kinda funny watching teenage boys who work 40 hr/week labor jobs in the summer eat during their lunch break. They are basically human garbage disposals. My metabolism peaked around 18, I could almost eat an entire Little Caesar's 5 dollar carry out by myself without feeling like there was a rock in my gut, but that sure didn't last long, and I was never fat! I was one of those 6 foot string beans that was 140 lbs soaking wet all highschool.
Pay taxes your dirty libertarians 9 comments
jaharien · 6 weeks ago
I just suggest this so that there isn't quite the pressure to put in a politician that runs on a strong message that leaves others feeling like they can't do much until the next election.
Pay taxes your dirty libertarians 9 comments
jaharien · 6 weeks ago
Instead of paying 25% of my income can I instead pay in 30% of what I make and I personally decide where 15% of it goes. Want the military to have more toys? Fine, back them up, want a wall? Chip in boyo. Want a great space program? Go the extra step.
Pay taxes your dirty libertarians 9 comments
jaharien · 7 weeks ago
Now I'm just brainstorming here, OK?
Right now my tax rate is about 25% of my income. Fine. BUT I don't care for how the money is being spent. There needs to be more focus on maintaining roads, bridges and so on. Right now the only thing I can do is vote for my favorite politician and watch as they become caught up in political gridlock.
King of Melanin 4 comments
jaharien · 7 weeks ago
Michael Jackson noises
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f*ck Stuart Little 2 comments
jaharien · 7 weeks ago
Basil of Baker Street could take them both on with one arm tied behind his back and Fievel would take their lunch money
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Hello brother 5 comments
jaharien · 7 weeks ago
Google 'front facing yes chad'
Changing the past 10 comments
jaharien · 7 weeks ago
So would WW3 be back on the menu?
Who created God? 9 comments
jaharien · 8 weeks ago
It's gotta be the cows
Waking up each day just imagining what the rest of the world thinks 5 comments
jaharien · 8 weeks ago
I'm like 90% certain China has already fucked up the world and will continue to do so, the only way we could possibly beat them at this point is a boogaloo November.
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RIP 57 comments
jaharien · 8 weeks ago
@popsy I would be careful of having Mark Cuban as your standard bearer, I may need to double check myself but I could have sworn Mark said he supports BLM but will not support Free Hong Kong.
RIP 57 comments
jaharien · 8 weeks ago
Its a cute suggestion, kinda like those signs with numbers by the side of the road
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The new Little Mermaid movie will be even more inclusive 3 comments
jaharien · 8 weeks ago
Now that's not sporting, at least when those themes are vague. I'll raise 5 minutes of girl power, 4 minutes of idiot seagull cringe, 3 scenes of littering, 2 scenes with hate for fishermen, and the sea witch 'wasn't the most evil thing to crawl out of Davy Jones asscrack' for 250
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The new Little Mermaid movie will be even more inclusive 3 comments
jaharien · 8 weeks ago
I got 10 bucks that there will be no less than 1 theme about littering in the sea, any takers?
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