"Yesterday in Hong Kong, a teenager was arrested for buying laser pointers. The police said that they are powerful weapons that can burn papers. Today, thousands of people gathered to perform an experiment."
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That's it. I'm quitting my job and I am watching for posts with incomplete titles. I will take on you and the pidgeonest wizard in the land and I shall win and claim the fair maidens hands!
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*posts the title behind you*
Nothing personal, kid