My husbands mom married a conspiracy theorist aka idiot.
One day he said we should prepare for a new ice age. I couldn’t take it he was asking me about do I know how to hunt with bow and arrow or cook on a campfire? I do because I learned basic wilderness from girl scouts and being raised in Texas lol. But he kept questioning me like he planned to have me in the bunker with them lol. So I said HOW do you know a new ice age is coming?
My mother in-law laughed and said show them. She laughed like they will believe you after you show them not like hay guys listen to his stupid theory. She was just as nuts.
He goes outside and says see the moon. I say yeah. He says it’s not in the same spot as it was last night or the night before. It’s slowly moving away. (-.-) <- me.
He than grabs a hand full of dirt and slowly release it and of course it falls at an angle due to wind. He says see that it doesn’t fall straight down. The world is turning on its axel as we speak. Soon Australia will be up and America be down. Creating the new ice age. We need to be ready. Animals already know the change is here. Than he should us a shit load of frogs in a water ditch right next to their trailer lol yes trailer. He said see the frogs are getting ready for the big freeze over. More frogs mean greater chance their species will survive.
We just said yeah wow well we got to go. Lmfao
He is a nutcase he says he was a secret agent and he has jewels in banks across the world yet they live in a tiny trailer barely big enough for 1 person but 2 live in it with 4 birds.
i love doing that!
when people tell you some obvious bullshit so now you gotta tell them an even-worse-unbelievable bullshit
Their face is always so priceless
One day he said we should prepare for a new ice age. I couldn’t take it he was asking me about do I know how to hunt with bow and arrow or cook on a campfire? I do because I learned basic wilderness from girl scouts and being raised in Texas lol. But he kept questioning me like he planned to have me in the bunker with them lol. So I said HOW do you know a new ice age is coming?
My mother in-law laughed and said show them. She laughed like they will believe you after you show them not like hay guys listen to his stupid theory. She was just as nuts.
He goes outside and says see the moon. I say yeah. He says it’s not in the same spot as it was last night or the night before. It’s slowly moving away. (-.-) <- me.
We just said yeah wow well we got to go. Lmfao
He is a nutcase he says he was a secret agent and he has jewels in banks across the world yet they live in a tiny trailer barely big enough for 1 person but 2 live in it with 4 birds.
when people tell you some obvious bullshit so now you gotta tell them an even-worse-unbelievable bullshit
Their face is always so priceless