When my kid reached 6 grade she bring home permission slips for stuff at school and I sign my name. About half way through the year I said kid you really need to learn to fake my signature. I started in middle school it’s not that hard just start my name than scribble the rest the teachers never care to check.
Though there was this one day I wrote a permission slip to get my kid out of P.E. that day it was her first day of her first period and she was cramping bad so I wrote a note. You know please excuse kid name from P.E. she is having cramping problems. And so on signed my name. That was kind of the note but anyway see I am dyslexic and because of this my hand written notes look well terrible lol looks like a kid wrote it. Fucking coach made me kid do P.E. he said the note was fake. So next day I called the school out for it. I yelled at the coach and said HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I AM DYSLEXIC YOU JERK DO YOU HONESTLY THINK EVERY ONE OF THOSE KIDS PARENTS LEARNED CALLIGRAPHY?
He apologized and said he meant no disrespect the note looked like a kid wrote it. I said THAN CALL THE PARENTS HOW HARD IS IT TO CALL ME AND ASK IF ITS REAL? He said he didn’t think to do so. So I hung up because I was way beyond mad. After that he never question my notes.
Though there was this one day I wrote a permission slip to get my kid out of P.E. that day it was her first day of her first period and she was cramping bad so I wrote a note. You know please excuse kid name from P.E. she is having cramping problems. And so on signed my name. That was kind of the note but anyway see I am dyslexic and because of this my hand written notes look well terrible lol looks like a kid wrote it. Fucking coach made me kid do P.E. he said the note was fake. So next day I called the school out for it. I yelled at the coach and said HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I AM DYSLEXIC YOU JERK DO YOU HONESTLY THINK EVERY ONE OF THOSE KIDS PARENTS LEARNED CALLIGRAPHY?