Doctor: HOLY SHIT YOU GAINED 100 POUNDS SINCE YOU SAW ME LAST MONTH WHAT HAPPEN?!?!?
Me: I don’t see how I mean all I ate for the past month was Crunchy Vegetable Salad
Doctor: Maybe you added WAY TO MUCH Dressing? o.0
Me: EW NO DRESSING ON COOKIES?! That is just WRONG!
Doctor: WhAt?!
Me: What?
Doctor:...
Me:...
Me: I don’t see how I mean all I ate for the past month was Crunchy Vegetable Salad
Doctor: Maybe you added WAY TO MUCH Dressing? o.0
Me: EW NO DRESSING ON COOKIES?! That is just WRONG!
Doctor: WhAt?!
Me: What?
Doctor:...
Me:...