Then it finishes buffering and goes straight to two unskippable 50 minute ads, one about a religious sermon discussing holy beetles and the other a series of shady unboxing videos.
Don’t forget the part where if you’re LUCKY and they actually talk about the thing you clicked for, and it isn’t click bait- there is a 40% chance that they’ll provide the vaguest and most obvious information (“best way to survive a wolf attack is stay away from wolves man. It isn’t hard...” or “assuming you have a military issue light squad portable automatic weapon, do the following <describes basic use of a gun>“; then there is a 30% chance the advice is useless or plain wrong. “In metal gear solid, I’d make sure to time my strikes just as the wolves jumped, while side stepping” or “pretend like you are throwing a ball, they will instinctually try and chase it. Run faster than the wolves to get away while they are distracted...”
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