So funny thing last night me and hubby was talking about just random stuff and I said something was “funny as hell” I tend to say that a lot lol I get it from my Dad.
So my hubby said “Why do you always say that hell isn’t funny it’s a terrible place depressing?”
So lol I said “well actually hell is hilarious because it smells like farts.”
He just said “WhAt? HoW dO yOu KnOw what iT sMeLlS lIkE?”
So I tell him “Hell is full of brimstone and brimstone smells like farts. Plus you ever hear what hot lava smells like? It pops and hisses like the sound of farting. So hell is funny because it is full of farts. God punished Lucifer by making him the king of fart land.”
Lmfao my husband just shook his head and said o...k... o.0
So my hubby said “Why do you always say that hell isn’t funny it’s a terrible place depressing?”
So lol I said “well actually hell is hilarious because it smells like farts.”
He just said “WhAt? HoW dO yOu KnOw what iT sMeLlS lIkE?”
So I tell him “Hell is full of brimstone and brimstone smells like farts. Plus you ever hear what hot lava smells like? It pops and hisses like the sound of farting. So hell is funny because it is full of farts. God punished Lucifer by making him the king of fart land.”
Lmfao my husband just shook his head and said o...k... o.0