Dear lunch stealer

Harsh.

I would say it was for the dog and had laxatives in it... Then see who looks most worried

Somebody kept stealing my lunch when I worked in a call center the got way more then they bargained for after the third time. Let's just say a whole can of pepper spray was a secret ingredient in the bowl of spaghetti they stole the forth day.

Damn she must be the daughter of satan

Ok with "catching your favorite songs at the end" has gone too far.

'(the lunchless)'

If i was the stealer, i would apologize and pay her a lunch or a coffee some day.. XD

If only karma existed.

It's so specific..

Welp you shouldn't have eaten all her dang Amy teriyaki!

That's some grade A passive aggressive stuff right there. *golf claps*