The aliens are ghosting us

I still like the theory that we are the orcs of the galaxy. In all honesty anyone could try to bring us into their fold and offer us everything. The cures to all illness and the ability to heal the infirmed, longevity, increased vitality, speed, strength and intelligence and a corner of the shared universe to call our own. It would never be enough. We would totally play favorites and wage war and conquest on all we don't like. Mother Nature has raised her children to know thus-all must run as fast as they can to stay in the same place.