Wood chips in parks

I scrapped both my legs and knees when I slid on a cracked concrete

When I was little, I fell of those spinny things, landed face down in the sand, and got a mouthful of sand

Last evening I was playing kickball with this huge bouncy ball my bro's girlfriend found and my friend threw it and I think I sprained my wrist.

As long as we're sharing park stories, I ran into a steel pole, chipped my tooth and sliced open my lip... Fun stuff lol

When I was a baby I fell from a two-story window onto concrete. Busted open my head. Fun, fun indeed.

What the fuck

The weird thing is my family has a tendency to hurt themselves. My mom was in the army, which probably gave her fibromyalgia. (How do you spell that?) And then my brother chipped his tooth. Then my sister fell off a chair and busted her head. Then I fell out of a window. Then my sister got pink-eye. Then my brother was burned from a BBQ grill. Then I fell over and hit my wrist..we are clumsy..

What. The. Fuck.

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Lol

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I was on a swing set in a park, my stomach was stabbed with a machete 100 times, my hands were eaten off by a panda, I was raped by a seal, got shot 400 times and my feet got ripped off

You broke the cycle. Now we break you. GET HER!

once I was at a park and I fell off the monkey bars and my leg got scraped by wood chips :/

Good you fixed it