The weird thing is my family has a tendency to hurt themselves. My mom was in the army, which probably gave her fibromyalgia. (How do you spell that?) And then my brother chipped his tooth. Then my sister fell off a chair and busted her head. Then I fell out of a window. Then my sister got pink-eye. Then my brother was burned from a BBQ grill. Then I fell over and hit my wrist..we are clumsy..
I was on a swing set in a park, my stomach was stabbed with a machete 100 times, my hands were eaten off by a panda, I was raped by a seal, got shot 400 times and my feet got ripped off
Me and my friends were once playing in the empty field behind our school and I fall on the only sewer grate on the half acre slid and almost all the skin on my right half of my calf was scraped off.
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