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Best horror story in two sentences
11 years ago by
justice
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eguava99
· 11 years ago
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It's okay, sleep is for the weak anyways
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
And its midnight. Only another 7 more hours to go until morning...in a dark house...in complete silence....in my room...
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polkadotplaid
· 11 years ago
Are they supposed to b saying the one under the bed is real?
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iccarus
· 11 years ago
how do you know the one in the bed isn't the real one?
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polkadotplaid
· 11 years ago
I just said that
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whovianavenger11
· 11 years ago
Some scary shit there
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iceshard
· 11 years ago
What. The. F*ck. This is just like the one where a mom calls her kid from the first floor to go downstairs and then as the kid is walking towards the stairs, he sees his mom there saying "I heard her too"
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guest
· 11 years ago
I'm more scared of the two little kids.
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guest1942
· 10 years ago
I was hungry so I went down stairs. I opened the fridge and there was no food.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
What about "my reflection blinked"
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christopher148
· 10 years ago
Dangit, I just said the I didn't read the comments first
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christopher148
· 10 years ago
So I was having a staring contest with my reflection as a joke. It blinked.
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snailer78
· 8 years ago
Oh...
Oh shit.....
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notqueenelizabeth
· 11 years ago
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sqkuirtle
· 11 years ago
Old
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doorknock
· 11 years ago
Here's a better one: "She said nothing's wrong"
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notaniceguy
· 11 years ago
What about "We need to talk."
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notqueenelizabeth
· 11 years ago
How 'bout
"There's no wifi"
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deleted
· 9 years ago
"I checked your web history"
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