"Frederic got a job as the local rapist at age 15, a job he would continue with popularity until he was 20, when the King Henry VIII banned peasants from being raped, a result of his unpopularity. He changed his name to Bob for a short period and sold apples out of a barrel on street corners: hence the expression "bobbing for apples".He would then revert to his skills his father taught him in baking. Frederic was never a popular baker. People often complained that there was too much cyanide in their Bismarcks, or their Baklava contained too many shards of glass."
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