Shoutout to my history professor

Me: *Actually put in the time and effort to earn an A grade* Fuck you, too.

Our teacher cancelled our Sanskrit test 30mins in because no one knew shit.

When I was in High School, a history class had been working for a number of weeks on research papers. The day they turned them in, the teacher accidentally left them on top of his car when he drove off, scattering them everywhere. He wound up giving everyone a 100 on it (including those that hadn't even turned one in) since he could not be certain that he recovered all of them. This really irritated the ones that had put a whole lot of effort into it.