XlaxXine

xlaxxine


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Motorheads are just another kind of autist 8 comments
xlaxxine · 10 hours ago
Sskkkyylliiinneee
Happy Birthday mrscollector!!!!! 12 comments
xlaxxine · 18 hours ago
Happy birthday
Motorheads are just another kind of autist 8 comments
xlaxxine · 18 hours ago
Ssuupprraaaaaaa
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This is how mexicans are born 2 comments
xlaxxine · 1 day ago
Am i the only one who feels disgusted
Marksman with a racket 7 comments
xlaxxine · 1 day ago
I can do it too but get me a girlfriend first
You’re at the club and this guy slaps your girl’s ass, wyd? 6 comments
xlaxxine · 2 days ago
Present him my ass
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If I thought about this long enough I'm sure I could think of a slave joke 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 days ago
A war to end all wars they said
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Amazon worker 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 days ago
Prime day is coming
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Potatoes after a three-month absence 4 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
August 2020
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Froggo Fun #225 - Ain't no Brakes on the Frog Train 2 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
That ain't no frog train sir
Great sacrifices must be made 5 comments
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
Ah man those were the days.
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Once teacher was calling rolls (mine was 6), so it went something like this:
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Teacher: roll no. 1
Student: present
My brain: Okay, get ready
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Teacher: 2
Student: present
My brain: Just breathe
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T: 3
S: present
My brain: Everything's fine
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T: 4
S: present
My brain: ...
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T: 5
S: present
My brain: showtime
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So with my two brain cells i speak : 6....... *realises* oh ...... present.
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Beesly hasn't figured out how to use her own brakes yet 3 comments
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
I feel tickled
Dog bike runs pretty well for missing a few nuts 3 comments
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
1 dogpower
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She Likes It Rough 18 comments
xlaxxine · 1 week ago 1
Take your karma 7 comments
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
I think some inappropriate words were also involved
Sheep invading a city in Turkey 9 comments
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
Meh meh MEEEHHHH!!!!!
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Today I realized that in Shark Tale, the sushi restaurant was empty because that was 6 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
No, the restaurant was empty because his customers were the ingredients.
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I have to leave for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead 3 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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World's Greatest May may 3 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
So thats 99 years now
Classic 2 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
I did that in skyr..... but lets not talk about that.
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Fun at Walmart 4 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
You have to look down stupid
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We'll never know 2 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
Maybe because we guess the joke midway and BATMN.
Safety Standards, 1960s 11 comments
xlaxxine · 2 weeks ago
Only the strong survive
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