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xlaxxine


Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

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This ambitious box I got today from Bestbuy 1 comments
xlaxxine · 2 days ago
Me too
Say it, I dare ya 5 comments
xlaxxine · 2 days ago
@e
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Just let me watch my show 9 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
Elch3w
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We must come together and defeat this unholy evil 5 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
Or diarrhea
The Passion of a Football Fan 1 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
Zeke activating the titan power
Finally, we’re safe 15 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
Ah danke
I mean maybe he is 8 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
I like to touch myself
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Witch one are you? 6 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
I think because people say piss off and not pee off
I'll see it when I see it I guess 4 comments
xlaxxine · 4 days ago
Loool thats my broadband speed. Data speed is 1.4mbps
I'll see it when I see it I guess 4 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
8mbps. But me haply
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Showing restaurant staff my new recipe for buns #2 4 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
Give borger
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You Can't Handle It 8 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
It isnt funny. This is serious y’all
Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
I want to clear one thing: there is NO door on the front.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
You....
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@cakelover tell them, its about time.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
*deep breath* I wish to remain pure, now sod off
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Keeping it in the family 13 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
Rotten intestines, testicle black as coal man thats truly terrifying, i hope the guy was exaggerating
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
Who liked her comment!?
WHO FUCKING LIKED HER COMMENT ARGHHGG!!!!
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Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
xlaxxine · 5 days ago
@Novelus, we can fix that you know, just keep commenting.
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Edit: I think I just lost my star too lmao
Edit2: well that was fast haha
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Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments
xlaxxine · 6 days ago
But they fail to save the president and blame each other so they run for presidency
What happened to it 4 comments
xlaxxine · 6 days ago
Whoa 10 to 15 years!!
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Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk? 20 comments
xlaxxine · 6 days ago
I think i surprised my car, its exclamating all over on the dash. Haha nice feature
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Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments
xlaxxine · 6 days ago
And it turns out that as kids they were in the same orphanage but ran away separately at some point.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
xlaxxine · 6 days ago
Damn I've never even had fish man.
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What does fish smell like?
Isn't that awesome? 7 comments
xlaxxine · 6 days ago
YAY!!
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